oh man, speaking of Dolphin:
I was recording it for whatever reason, I don't remember what for, and during the opening cutscene I needed to change the settings during the middle of it, and when I came back to the game Jade's model froze
She was stuck like this the entire time, and I couldn't move her during the fight sequence!! But the sarcophagi didn't bother to touch me which is good I guess?
I tried to replicate the results again but I guess it was a fluke thing.